September 2011
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"I like your hair"
“Thanks, I grew it myself”
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August 2011
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I hate it when parents compare you to other...
It’s like, “Bitch, if you love them so goddamn much, why don’t you just adopt them.”
And when you want to do something that they don’t like, and you say “But Mum, he/she..”
They’re like “I don’t care what other kids do”
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Why are black people tall?
nguyenlily:
Because their knee grows (negros)
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When my girlfriend and I fight, I tighten the top...
Just so I can say, “OH YEAH, YOU NEED ME NOW, DON’T YOU?”
oh my god.
Yeah, this made me laugh, lol.
HAHAHAHAHA
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Put your cursor on his face.
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I was in the public toilets and had just sat down,...
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When your friend does something you clearly said...
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We All Have A Friend Who ...
Thinks They’re Black
Tries To Be Like Everyone
Doesn’t Give A Fuck
Acts Like They’re 5
Eats All The Time:
Can’t Dance
Is clumsy as fuck
Has anger management problems
Is kinda paranoid
Isn’t the brightest bulb on the tree
Annoys the shit out of you
But you still love them
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How to do CPR.
teamsandwich:
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Let me tell you something about Irene. We were...
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I'm not trying to impress you or anything but I...
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